I have a new hobby! I mean, a new career!
(applause)
Thank you, thank you!
(applause dies down)
I’d like to give much thanks to young Foster J. Even though you were just a cub scout, you taught me something important. It was the day I learned with my son how to whittle with a knife properly. I had so much fun! And I bought the completely WRONG kind of knife (I hate you Sir Plus, you gave horrible advice) . So now I have my own whittling knife, and we’ll get the proper size AND folding feature on Alex’s knife.
I was excited about my knife, and I couldn’t wait to sit and whittle. It sounded very fun, and I thought it was unusual that something felt fun too. But I lamented that I can’t sit for very long, so I would have to wait a while before I would get to try out my new crush-hobby.
But Foster said, “You can just lay in bed and whittle!”
(laughter roars, they’ve heard this before, but it’s still funny)
I started to laugh, thinking about shavings in the bed sheets. Laughed about where those shavings might splinter if I did whittle in bed. But then I remembered, my bed is made of wood! I could practice on some wood, on a bed tray, and then I could get good enough that i could hand whittle/ carve a beautiful design in my bed.
This new hobby made my heart beat with joy. Now I had something to do in my recently extended convalescences. Instead of blogging (sometimes) and reading blogs (most times), I would whittle!
(applause, hoots of appreciation)
So now, I’d like to thank Foster, and my family, my grandkids and my friends for their support in my hobby turned career as a wood carver. Special thanks to my husband for that long time of bed sheet splinters as I was ill. Look honey, I got better AND I learned a skill AND I make money from it!
(laughter, more applause)
So thank you all, thank you for this “woodcarver of the year” award. Here’s too an even better 2025!
(applauses builds to a standing ovation, Grant is seen wiping a tear from his eye. Alex is scolding his children who are jumping around. Cue exit music)
(Photo from the reception after the “woodcarver of the year” award, 4 generations, including Rachel’s daughter and Granddaughter)
photo from whittln.com. I love you!
Could you whittle me a king size bed frame while you're resting in bed? That would be great. Ok, JUST a headboard if it's not too much trouble.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! This post made my day! I've got some scrap wood if you would like some to whittle.
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